Dani Behr Watch - Day Eight

I actually watched I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here tonight and thoroughly enjoyed it. Robert Kilroy-Silk earned a hell of a lot of respect for his work in the jungle gym, while David Van Day made a bit of a tit of himself.

On the Dani Behr front, apparently she's not pregnant, so sorry if yesterday's news alarmed anyone.

It has annoyed me somewhat that Dani Behr has been labeled a 'former WAG', as if she has something in common with Nicola McLean and Carly Zucker and they're somehow on her level as a celebrity or indeed woman.

I could have used this for a Four O'Clock Funny, but it wouldn't have proved my point. When you've been immortalised in a classic Harry Enfield comedy sketch, Zucker and McLean, then come and talk to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, Julio Geordio...