Four o'clock funny - They've got skulls on them

What's so good about a sickle?

I am of the opinion that That Mitchell And Webb Look is not as good as Peep Show. If you ask me, that's what I'd say. There are, however, loads of really funny and quotable sketches in it. In fact, I'd go as far as to say there isn't a better sketch show around at the moment. Harry and Paul is pretty good but no less hit and miss. I have high hopes for Horne and Corden or whatever it's going to be called, but that's very much an unknown quantity at this stage.

So, for the next few days, enjoy Mitchell and Webb. That's Numberwang!

Four o'clock funny - Christmas Tidings

"It's easy to tell if goods are faulty. They have the words 'Made in Belgium' on the bottom"

Mr Cholmondley-Warner with a grave public message.

Dani Behr Watch - Day Eight

I actually watched I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here tonight and thoroughly enjoyed it. Robert Kilroy-Silk earned a hell of a lot of respect for his work in the jungle gym, while David Van Day made a bit of a tit of himself.

On the Dani Behr front, apparently she's not pregnant, so sorry if yesterday's news alarmed anyone.

It has annoyed me somewhat that Dani Behr has been labeled a 'former WAG', as if she has something in common with Nicola McLean and Carly Zucker and they're somehow on her level as a celebrity or indeed woman.

I could have used this for a Four O'Clock Funny, but it wouldn't have proved my point. When you've been immortalised in a classic Harry Enfield comedy sketch, Zucker and McLean, then come and talk to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, Julio Geordio...