Let's Dance For Comic Relief - Paddy and Keith

Paddy McGuinness and Keith Lemon, aka Leigh Francis, are a strange pairing (although they were up against Vic Reeves' wife and Dr Fox as a duet!), but they achieved a rare 'chemistry' on last night's Let's Dance for Comic Relief, keeping up the spirit of Robert Webb's astonishing Flashdance.

Paddy and Keith did I've Had The Time Of My Life from Dirty Dancing, with Paddy as Patrick Swayze and Keith Lemon as Baby. Lovely stuff.

Tee Du Jour - Bang Tidy!

I'm a big fan of Leigh Francis and his various incarnations on Bo Selecta, particularly Keith Lemon.

Lemon has quite a few neat turns of phrase, but my particular favourite is the use of the phrase 'Bang Tidy' to describe a decent bit of skirt.

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Four o'clock funny - Avid Merrion's XXX Christmas Special

"It was at the right time when I blew my beans inside her, so it could be mine."

I love a bit of Keith Lemon. This is a bit racy so be warned.