This was not inspired by Rachel Stevens' appearance on Strictly Come Dancing, or by some kind of bizarre delayed reaction to Jo O'Meara's involvement in the Celebrity Big Brother racism storm with that Jade Goody and Danielle Lloyd (Hannah Spearritt was always my favourite, particularly as she's from Great Yarmouth). I just saw one of their videos while at the gym this morning and the idea of this feature made me laugh. So now I'll inflict it on others. Enjoy.