Thought for the day

Given that Sir Allen Stanford's antics with the England players' WAGs caused them so much grief, and that Russell Brand may, ridiculously, soon be out of a job, why doesn't Gianfranco Zola employ everyone's favourite cad to work the players' lounge at Premier League venues up and down the country.



With West Ham travelling to Old Trafford tonight, surely Wayne Rooney's hot streak could be curbed by a glimpse of Brand bouncing Colleen up and down on his knee, Stanford style? Just a thought.