Four o'clock funny - If you don't know me by now...

"I poured you a glass of your favourite wine - Cabernet Sauvignon. I really know you."

Simply Red's Greatest Hits is in the charts at the moment. Someone said on Radio One the other day, "Who's buying that?". Not me, obviously, but I do have a big soft spot for them. I think this song was on the first compilation tape I owned. Not David Brent's version, clearly.