Four o'clock funny - Have you ever been to Scotland?

"A 16-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer.... I ain't never going back. Not never."

"My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice."

"Well she's wrong."

I've inadvertently turned this into Garth Merenghi's Darkplace week. Oh well. It could be worse. You could be in Scotland...