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Cross-dressing? Check. Watching Porn in public? Check. Sweating? Check. Carrying all your drug gear? Check. Better go somewhere you shouldn't be that's got a security guard so you can get yourself arrested right nice.

Police arrest man in miniskirt viewing porn at gym

TUSTIN, Calif.—Police say a Tustin man wearing racy woman's clothing and watching porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym was arrested after officers found drugs in his backpack.

Sgt. Todd Bullock says 45-year-old Stephen Murdoch was arrested early Tuesday after a security guard reported someone acting suspiciously in a workout room that was supposed to be closed and locked.

When police peered into the gym, they saw Murdoch—in a miniskirt, bustier, fishnet stockings and heels—hiding behind exercise equipment while watching an adult film on a laptop.

Officers arrested Murdoch, who was sweating profusely and talking quickly, on suspicion of drug possession after finding marijuana, methamphetamine and pipes in his backpack.

Murdoch did not answer a call seeking comment Wednesday.

From the Silicon Valley Mercury News