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I've been thinking about you at 2

Continuing yesterday's early nineties vibe, here's London Beat with 'I've Been Thinking About You', which contains the excellent line 'Got you on my mind, shabowow.'

5ive at 5 - We Will Rock You

This is purported to feature Queen. As far as I can see, it's just Brian May.

Four o'clock funny - Staring Final

You've got to love Barry Davies. This is an actual classic. From Big Train

2 In A Room at 2

Following on from S Club at 7 and 5ive at 5, I've been given loads of ideas for ridiculous bands, very few of which could be stretched out beyond a couple of days. So I've decided to do ad-hoc efforts, starting with as many one-hit wonders as I could muster. The only rule is that I must be able to make a tenuous link to a time at which to post the song. I bet you can't wait.

Kicking it off rather tenuously are the long-forgotten 2 In A Room, with the 1990 classic 'Wiggle It'.