Christmas Tune at Noon - Feed The World

I heard this for the first time this year in Superdrug this morning. The very first Band Aid. It still sounds good, to be fair.

If I have to post the others, I'm scraping the barrel.

Dear Mum, For Christmas I would like... ASOS Cassette Face Watch

"You do realise you're not going to get all the stuff you've put on your site for Christmas." I was just told by the other half. Well, if I get anything, I hope it's a watch.

You can take your pick at ASOS as well, with this one the most blatantly retro with the cassette face, just one step from being a Boombox theme.



Available from ASOS for £35

Tee Du Jour - Create New. Destroy Old.

Another effort from Snakes & Suits, picking up bonus points for being a bold message on a cute girl.



$19.99 from Snakes & Suits

Four o'clock funny - Have you ever been to Scotland?

"A 16-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer.... I ain't never going back. Not never."

"My aunt lives in Scotland. She says it's quite nice."

"Well she's wrong."

I've inadvertently turned this into Garth Merenghi's Darkplace week. Oh well. It could be worse. You could be in Scotland...

Buck Yourself!

LuckyBuckOff from Lucky Brand Jeans is the latest Elf Yourself type craze, allowing you to create yourself as a leprechaun type elf and buck youself off a reindeer. And why wouldn't you?

This isn't just for amusement value like Elf Yourself, although it does lack a little bit of the viral element of adding your mates and sending it to them.

You can also claim a discount voucher for a pair of jeans as well, which is a bit of an extra incentive. Not sure if it works in the UK though (the voucher, not the site).



Try LuckyBuckOff here.